Buy a house. Or not. We are not here to “sell” you anything. We will not encourage you to buy a house you can’t afford. What we will do is use our 25+ years of real estate investing experience to help you make the best possible decision for your future.

We will fight tirelessly to represent your best interests and protect your investment. We will negotiate the heck out of your deal. We will also make numerous jokes and laugh a lot along the way. We did not start this business to be part of the “sales” industry. We did it because we have changed our lives though real estate investing and want to share it with the world. This is San Diego, the houses sell themselves.
Our passion is taking care of people.

We’re not everyone’s cup of tea but if you like our weird vibes, call us.